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August 4, 2017

The Facemelter: Zolle (Italy), Memory Of Elephants, Black Shape

Chaos Theory presents a night of incredible mathy punky jazzy noisey goodness in the August edition of their monthly night, brought to your ears from the recesses of Italy, Bristol and London

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Zolle

A manic, hard rock, math punk duo who create pristinely jarring beauty using copper drums and an aluminium guitar, and have just released their third album ‘Infesta’, recorded by Giulio Ragno Favero (Zu, Il Teatro degli Orrori, OvO, MoRkObOt, One Dimensional Man).

Sharing members with MoRkObOt, they’ve played alongside legends such as Obake, Zeus, Luminous Bodies, Casual Nun, Khünnt and Silent Front.

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Memory Of Elephants

A trio from Bristol who are insanely brilliant at making technically perfect math rock sound like noise and making noise rock sound like progressive perfection.

They absolutely killed it at The Facemelter last year and we can not wait to have them back!

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Black Shape

An awesome noise duo who have already kicked ass at The Windmill in Brixton. Born in the swamp three years ago, they’ve been trying to wade their way out ever since.

They’re recording a new EP with Wayne Adams at Bear Bites Horse Studio and will be launching it at The Facemelter!

Expect more scuzzy, sludgey noisey riffs.

Start: August 4, 2017 7:30 pm
End: August 4, 2017 11:00 pm
Venue: The Black Heart
Phone: 020 7428 9730
Address:
3 Greenland Place, London, NW1 0AP, United Kingdom
Cost: £6

July 21, 2017

Antarctica + The Outbursts + Who Killed Nancy Johnson? + Dronningen

Antarctica: Slick but dynamic and inventive psych-tinged blues rock – snappy arrangements, songs build really well a-la early 70’s Bowie, and the layered harmonies and sense of suspense recall Fleetwood Mac. Great stuff.

The Outbursts: A sound equally informed by garage punk like The Standells and proto-punk, so we’re talking MC5 and The Stooges and yer classic old school 77 gear Stranglers, The Damned etc.

Who Killed Nancy Johnson?: High-energy heavy pop-punk to punk to post-punk band. Influences include The Stooges, The Ruts, Buzzcocks, The Rezillos and Alkaline Trio, Weezer, Sabbath. Infectiously hooky tunes, executed with conviction and known for their incendiary live show.

Dronningen: Think Le Tigre but a bit harder/techier, but very much post-punky post-rave culture electropop de rock with shouty but melodic female vox. Another superb live act who are due to go places.

Start: July 21, 2017 7:15 pm
End: July 21, 2017 11:30 pm
Venue: Dublin Castle
Address:
94 Parkway, Camden, NW1 7AN, United Kingdom
Cost: £5

June 23, 2017

Alan Clayson And The Argonauts + The Bronsons

**Alan Clayson and the Argonauts** “were one of rock’s most glorious and enjoyable follies, and somewhere there is a parallel universe where they are bigger than The Beatles” (Rock ‘N’ Reel) and hold “a premier position on rock’s Lunatic Fringe” (Melody Maker).

In the late 1970s Clayson was being spoken of and written about in the same paragraphs as Wreckless Eric, John Otway, Tom Robinson and Elvis Costello, and featured in a BBC Radio One In Concert (which turned up on a 2001 bootleg CD).

Notoriety and cult glories aplenty but the Argonauts eventually succumbed to the treacherous seas of showbiz: no golden fleece. That was presumed to be that until a telephone call from out of the blue in summer 2005 from Damaged Goods records resulted in the release of “Sunset On A Legend”, a double-CD retrospective, and a reformation for a sensational farewell performance – which turned out to be the first of many. Here’s another not to be missed for fans of post-punking pre-punking outre outsider rock’n'roll.

Plus **The Bronsons** – pub rock and rhythm’n'booze revivalists in a Brinsley Scwartz via Ducks Deluxe sense, plus a bit of acidic Dr Feelgood punky boogie woogie oh yes. The Count Bishops and The Inmates are also reference points via a little counter cultural trippy blues. A great night out in themselves.

And **Eliphant** – psych pop , strains of late 60’s U.S. garage pop too, but this has that R’n'B fuelled slightly whimsical late 60’s brit feel, decently hooky and an authentic retro sound, fine work.

Start: June 23, 2017 7:15 pm
End: June 23, 2017 11:30 pm
Venue: The Dublin Castle
Phone: 07949 575149
Address:
94 Parkway, London, NW1 7AN, United Kingdom
Cost: 5

May 21, 2017

Rock’n'Roll Barbie 4

An Alternative Gathering return to “The Woods” for more bands, booze and BBQ, What else are you gonna do on a Sunday evening?

Featuring:

Jellly – Passionate tunes, sinister undertones and a pop punk sensibility infused with a hint of the troubadour.

Yur Mum – East joined West to play a fusion between grunge, punk, hard rock, metal, blues and anything else that is loud.

Blackmail Box – Formed in 2013 with a desire to create grimy rock’n'roll and rockabilly surf flavoured garage punk.

The Venomers – An exciting rock and roll beat combo. New kids on the block playing garage punk and rock’n'roll surf.

Elsa – London based Singer songwriter guitarist on the rock edge. Heartfelt songs from a place of emotional honesty.

Doors 6pm
£4 Entry

Event Page – https://www.facebook.com/events/698695360318078

Start: May 21, 2017 6:00 pm
End: May 21, 2017 10:15 pm
Venue: Red's True Barbecue Shoreditch
Phone: 020 3021 2302
Address:
54 - 56 Great Eastern Street, London , EC2A 3QR, United Kingdom
Cost: £4 OTD

May 20, 2017 – May 21, 2017

Atomic Suplex + special guests

JAY VEE presents another night of crazed and depraved rock’n’roll shenanigans, descending now for the first time upon an unsuspecting Hackney.

ATOMIC SUPLEX
Probably the loudest band in the world. Expect rock’n’roll distilled to its various essences – pounding rhythm, howling guitars and a whole host of fluids we won’t mention here. There will be rolling around, screaming and an insatiable urge to dance convulsively. Freaking terrifying, and an honour to have ‘em on the bill.

SEGRËGATES
No nonsense Motorpunk from the wilds of York. These guys have been slaying audiences since 2011, and are the closest thing you losers will ever get to seeing Lemmy & co in their prime, with a unique spin on a classic sound. Proud to unleash them on London for the first time in a long while as they present their new long-player ‘Burston’ to the public..

SIN KINGS
Proper psychobilly for deviants, freaks, and oddballs of most descriptions. See you down the front for ‘8 Heads in a Duffel Bag’.

THE RATTLE SHAKERS
Brand new rock’n’roll / r’n’b hipshakers in the classic Dr Feelgood mould. Big riffs, skittering drums and general savagery abound.

As always, there’ll be a great selection of booze and cool tunes on the stereo all night. Get down, get loud and help us keep live music live!

TICKETS: www.jayvee.eventbrite.co.uk

Start: May 20, 2017 7:45 pm
End: May 21, 2017 1:00 am
Venue: Paper Dress Vitnage
Phone: 020 8510 0520
Address:
352A Mare Street, Hackney Central, London, E8 1HR, United Kingdom
Cost: £5 /£4adv

May 13, 2017

A Real Rock’n'Roller

An Alternative Gathering return to the nest to bring you a night of dirty rock’n'roll

The Blue Carpet Band – Powerhouse five-piece dirty garage punk rock’n'rollers based in North London. Sounds like classic blues-rock proponents such as The Yardbirds and early Rolling Stones mixing it up with early New York punk, The Cramps and The Stooges, think big riffs, 12-bar boogie and unstoppable energy.

Rollin’ Machine – A raw 3 piece punk rock n roll band from Southend on sea. Dan fisher guitar/vocals, Evan Evans drums/vocals, Peter Kennedy on bass. Influences include Oasis, Stone Roses, Kasabian, The Small Faces, The Who, The Jam, punk and more!!! We are a wall of sound.

Blackmail Box – In Nottingham late 2013, inspired by a million noise slingers, Blackmail Box formed with a desire to create grimy rock’n'roll and rockabilly surf flavoured garage punk.

Doors 7.30pm
Free Entry

Event Page – https://www.facebook.com/events/212577469167857

Start: May 13, 2017 8:00 pm
End: May 13, 2017 11:00 pm
Venue: The Birds Nest
Phone: 020 8692 1928
Address:
32 Deptford Church Street, London, SE8 4RZ, United Kingdom
Cost: Free

May 12, 2017

Zooparty at The Gunners

An Alternative Gathering are chuffed to present Swedish punks Zooparty plus support.

Zooparty – Formed in Linkoping in November 2005, Zooparty have so far released 3 albums featuring as special guests none other than Glen Matlock and Tony James.

Rock’n'Roll Suicides – A 4 piece garage band from London. Influenced by the ProtoPunk scene of the early 70s. No synths, no Gimmicks just no nonsense Rock n Roll.

Sister Paul – Japanese Glam Punk since 1992. Sister Paul comprise a male bassist singing in soprano and a female drummer in alto singing songs for gays and social deviants!

Gunner Who – An engaging skuzzed up punk outfit from Leyton with a certain rough-hewn charm. Sounds like Thrilled Skinny or pre-Blur!

Doors 7pm
Free Entry

Event Page – https://www.facebook.com/events/1763229153930208

Start: May 12, 2017 7:45 pm
End: May 12, 2017 11:15 pm
Venue: The Gunners Pub
Phone: 020 7359 2467
Address:
204 Blackstock Road, London, N5 1EN, United Kingdom
Cost: Free

April 30, 2017

An Alternative Gathering of the Tribes

An Alternative Gathering are having an all dayer at Bridgehouse 2 as we prepare for Blank Generation in May and as the following day is a bank holiday you can come and let your hair down.

The Feckin’ Ejits
Original British street punk band from Aylesbury, formed in 1982.

The Fanny Pads
A hard and heavy duty punk rock band formed in late 2004.

The Anoraks
An east London punk band formed in the summer of 1996.

Hearse Pileup
The gutteral sound of punk rock for the undead.

Batwings
South East London Melodic Goth/Folk/Punk band.

The Palumbo Phunk
A London-based funk rock collective formed in 2011

Spacewasters
Proper garage rock’n'roll. No mess no fuss.

Schadegeddon
Cabaret punk/rock/reggae/funky/metal/folk act with bagpipes!

Glad He’s Dead
Stoner/Gunge from Cambridge/Essex.

Wolfe Sunday
Anarcoustic Folk Punk from Kent.

Doors 2.30pm
£5 Entry All Day

Event Page – https://www.facebook.com/events/945453495592185

Start: April 30, 2017 2:30 pm
End: April 30, 2017 11:00 pm
Venue: Bridgehouse 2
Phone: 020 7474 3200
Address:
Bidder Street, Canning Town, E16 4ST, United Kingdom
Cost: £5 OTD

April 29, 2017

The Return of Razorblade Smile

An Alternative Gathering are chuffed to bring Razorblade Smile back to London with some quality support of mostly old gits!

Razorblade Smile – Formed in Glasgow in 2008, they describe themselves as a rock band with a conscience and a sense of humour, whose influences include The Ramones, UK Subs, The Sex Pistols and Reagan Youth.

The Kramers – Punk, garage, rock’n'roll Noise Merchants from London/Herts. They came together with the hunger to write and play their own distinctive brand of savage rock ‘n’ roll.

Geezapunx – A 4 Piece Punk band from Basingstoke, a cheeky blend of authentic and rebellious 70′s Old school Punk! They sound like they still jam in their parents’ basement.

The Outbursts – We’re a garage punk band from London, playing 3 chord songs like our lives depend on it, with the spirit of ’66 and ’77 tattooed across our collective arses.

e-Cog Zero – Blistering original DIY rock with an American style. A mutant abomination mingling glam rock with American punk, with driving dirty, punky hard rock.

Doors 7pm
£5 OTD

Event Page – https://www.facebook.com/events/936555763146600

Start: April 29, 2017 7:30 pm
End: April 29, 2017 11:15 pm
Venue: The Gunners Pub
Phone: 020 7359 2467
Address:
204 Blackstock Road, London, N5 1EN, United Kingdom
Cost: £5 OTD

April 14, 2017 – April 15, 2017

Free – Garageland 73 with WitchDoktors , The Oddballs, Los Sustos

GARAGELAND 73 ~ 70′s PUNK ROCK + GARAGEPUNK + ROCK’N'ROLL CLUB ~ FREE ENTRY but DONATIONS REQUESTED!!

FRIDAY the 14th of APRIL 2017

THE UNICORN
227 Camden Road
London, NW1 9AA

WitchDoktors ���
The Oddballs (Spain)
Los Sustos (Mexico)

DJ Paula MCD

8:00pm-12:00am. Please come early – the first band starts at 9:00pm sharp and live music finishes at 11pm. Then DJs spinning ’77 punk rock, snarling ’60s garage and raw rock ‘n’ roll til midnight!!

Donations will be greatly appreciated & are needed – we’ll pass a donation box!!

Complimentary tortilla chips and homemade Mexican salsa for the earlybirds!!

The Unicorn is situated on the junction of Brecknock and Camden Road. To get here you can take the 29, 279 or 253 buses from Camden Town station. Alternatively, it is a short 20 minute walk, directly up Camden Road to our location.

The Unicorn is in a residential area so please keep the noise down out front and please don’t bring your own cans of beer. It is a lovely old pub with fairly priced drinks, and both the pub and Garageland depend on your patronage at the bar. Many thanks :)

WITCHDOKTORS

For over 15 years The WitchDoktors have drawn on their early Punk/Garage influences to deliver a kick-ass live show of chart worthy tunes that can shatter your sound system and drive your dancing genes into a frenzy!

Their reputation as “One of the best live bands in London….they never fail to please….” speaks for itself and their own brand of SuperPunkRockTM now comes to you in their latest album collection “Voodoo Eye” – featuring 13 explosive trax, never released before, courtesy of Bomber Records.

Mixologists describe this experience as “….a fuelled-up cocktail of punk rock ‘n’ roll attitude with a sassy twang of trash-a-billy, a bitter twist of country attitude and all whizzed up in a fuzzed-out garage!”. Make what you will of that but decide with your own ears and eyes, you will only get out what you put in!

A 5 Year residency at Soho’s 12 Bar Club in London (and hundred’s of live performances around the country) has seen them rise from underground villains of rock’n'roll to legitimate hoodlums of guitar fuelled chaos! Their destiny has seen them share the stage with many of their own heroes (and influences) such as The Damned, Fleshtones, Revillos, Urban Voodoo Machine, Legendary Shack Shakers, Gold Blade, The Germs, Wreckless Eric and others too numerous to mention.

“Voodoo Eye” sees a giant step forward in finally capturing the true spirit and sonic impact of their live shows as a hard hitting 4th album and worthy follow-up to their widely acclaimed “$3 Dollar Hooker” album. “Voodoo Eye” has been Produced in conjunction with Mr Pat Collier (Ruts DC, UK Subs, Wonderstuff, Jesus & Mary Chain etc) at Perry Vale Studios London.

Predominantly mixed by Pat and the band, the opening kick-in-the gut live anthem “No Pain No Gain” comes courtesy of world renowned Producer/Mixer Mr Tim Palmer (Pearl Jam, David Bowie, H.I.M, Robert Plant etc). Along with the core band of Andy, Zig, Tony & Joe, the new record features additional contributions from Colonel Spencer Evoy (MFC Chicken), Dan Criscuolo (The Fuzillis) and Jim “The Bishop” (King Salami)

The scene is set and the onslaught begins. Live shows throughout the south of England during June are just the start of the “Voodoo Eye Campaign” and their 6th Undercover Festival engagement (in a row! The ONLY band to have achieved this so far!) in September acknowledges their capabilities as a stunning live show. We’re sure this release will gain the WitchDoktors further recognition in their mission to deliver SuperPunkRockTM across the UK and Europe just for starters!

Watch out for your volume levels for your own safety please, you have been warned!

PLANET ANDY: Words of wisdom, Gretsch ‘n’ Gibson Geetars, big shirts
TONY MAJOR: Gibson ‘n’ Gretsch Geetars, backing vox, gob iron, shades
ZIG C: Fender Precision & Danelectro Bass, backing vox, shades
JOECOLFAR: Drum kits wild wild wild youth

witchdoktors@outlook.com
facebook.com/witchdoktors

The Oddballs

https://www.facebook.com/The-Oddballs-822295607837448/

In 1944, a crack commando unit made up of five of the best men of the US Army was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they ACTUALLY had committed. Disobeying the orders of their superiors, they crossed the enemy lines with the objective of obtaining a booty of gold lingots from the hands of the German forces, whose location they knew from a renegade sergeant who responded to the name of “Sgt. Oddballs”. Through the fields of Nancy, our heroes resisted the insistent Panzer tank’s fire on the back of an old Sherman M4, which, without fuel, was fed by a nefarious Central European brewery with deer tag. Back at the base they were sent to court and even so, they soon escaped from the prison where they were held. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as a soldiers of fortune and hide disguised as a rock and roll band. Inspired by bands such as A-Bones, Los Chicos, and MFC Chicken, and in honour of his partner, Sgt. Oddballs, they crawl through all scenarios and play the most obscure darkest sounds of the 50s and the most garagey of punk. If you have any problems and you find them ……. maybe you can hire them!

Armed to the teeth with guitars (Mario), bass (Jose), Drums (Javier), maracas (Juanillo) and sax and washboards (Dani), they have shared the stage with the likes of King Salami, Les Grys Grys, Dustaphonics and Fuzzillis, to mention a few, and they just recorded their first LP which was released on the infamous FOLC Record label. We actually think they caught the owners (Los Chicos) totally drunk at the moment of signing. If they are coming to your local music venue, don´t miss the chance of sharing a beer with these lil´rascals and take note, it’s tested by research that there’s no snow, wind or rain that can stop them!

Los Sustos

https://www.facebook.com/lossustos/

Los Sustos emerged in 2011 at México City, influenced by the sounds of Garage punk, 60′s Rithim and Blues, 70′s Psych y 80′s Garage Revival. In 2012 they recorded their first independent EP called ” Sin Miedo a la Muerte” Wich included 4 original songs and a cover version of “Baby Please Dont Go ” from the band Them (1971). Los Sustos have played in some of the most important underground music forums of México like Multiforo Alicia, El Real Under, Caradura, Multiforo 246 and performed on stage with international bands like Los Peyotes, The Cynics, Los Vigilantes, The Incredibble Staggers, Los Mambo Jambo and worldwide known mexican bands as Los Explosivos, Mustang 66, Los cavernarios, Telekrimen and many other great bands. Also, they have good vibe comments from World Wide Personalities of the garage rock music like Michael Kastelic (The Cynics), Bob Urh (Ultra 5), Russell Quan (The Mummies), Making their budget rock music known so far in the USA and Europe.

Start: April 14, 2017 8:00 pm
End: April 15, 2017 12:00 am
Venue: The Unicorn
Address:
227 Camden Road London,, London, NW1 9AA, United Kingdom
Cost: Free